Sunday, May 23, 2010

Choice of a baby BOY or GIRL

Hope it is useful for some of you in planning stage. For those of you do not have any plan in the near future, you can keep it for future reference.

Background:
Man's sperm consists of X & Y spermatozoa, X spermatozoon decides the female whereas Y is the male. Referring to these physiological properties of the spermatozoa, gynecologists set up the theory of 'Choice of a girl or a boy'.

1st factor: Food
If you want a baby girl:
Husband must eat more alkaline food, wife eats more acidic food.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband eats more acidic food, wife eats more alkaline food.
Alkaline food: vegetables, fruits, egg white, milk, algae, etc.
Acidic food: meat, seafood, etc.

2nd factor: Timing (When to do it?)
If you want a baby girl:
Frequent copulation during pre-ovulation period.
If you want a baby boy:
Copulating just before ovulation or just after ovulation.
How to confirm ovulation period:
Body temperature increases (you may want to use SPC chart to monitor your body temperature here).

3rd factor: Penetration (How to do it?)
If you want a baby girl:
Husband to avoid deep penetration in the female vagina during copulation.
If you want a baby boy:
Deep penetration by the husband is suggested.
Reasoning:
Characteristics of X & Y spermatozoa
X: Marathon runner with good stamina
Y: Sprinter but poor stamina
So, with deep penetration, the chances for Y to reach destination will be higher.

4th factor: Stimulation
If you want a baby girl:
Wife should avoid stimulation during copulation. Secretion from female vagina becomes alkaline when stimulated, therefore this promotes the activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband ejaculates after wife has been stimulated.

5th factor: Wife's Preparation
If you want a baby girl:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of white vinegar in 1 liter of water. Since an acidic condition decreases activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of soda in 1 liter of water.

6th factor: Positioning
If you want a baby girl:
Female to be on the top position & male to be on the bottom position.
If you want a baby boy:
Male to be on the top position & female to be on the bottom position. This posture allows the Y spermatozoon to reach the destination faster.

The wisdom of our (?) ancestors!
For those planning to have a baby & those who will need to plan in future, the chart below may help you to predict the sex of your future child.

The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of People and is believed to be 99 percent accurate.

Believe it or not.








































Month/Age18192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445
1GBGBGBBGBGBGBBBGBBGBGBGBGBBG
2BGBGBBGBGBGBGGGBGBBGBGBGBGBB
3GBGGBGBBBGBGGBBBBGBBGBGBGBGB
4BGBGGBBGGBGGGGGBGBGBBBBGBGBG
5BGBGBBGGGGGBGGGGGGBGBBGBGBBG
6BBBGGGBBBGGBGGGGGGGBGGBGBGBG
7BBBGGBBGGBBBGGGGGGGGBGBBGBGB
8BBBGBGGBBBBBGGGBGBGBGBGBBGBG
9BBBGGBGBGBBBGGGGGGBGBGBGBBGB
10BBGGGBGBGBBGGGGGGGBBGBGBGBBG
11BGBGGBGBGGGGBGGGBBBGBGBGBBGB
12BGBGGGGBGBGGBBBBBBBBGGGBGBGB

EXPLANATION
You can choose for yourself whether you want a boy or a girl by following the chart. The woman's age from 18 to 45 (Chinese reckoning) is on the top line while the months Jan to Dec indicate the month when the baby is conceived. By following the chart you will be able to tell in advance whether your baby will be a boy or a girl. Thus, you can plan to have a boy or a girl.

This chart has been taken from a Royal tomb near Peking, China. The original copy is kept in the institute of Science of Peking. The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of People and is believed to be 99 percent accurate. By reckoning, you follow a line drawn from the figure representing the woman's age to a line drawn from the month the baby is conceived.

For instance, if the woman is 27 years old and her baby is conceived in Month 1 (according to the Chinese Lunar Calendar), then her baby will be a girl. The chart is based on the month the baby is conceived and not on the birth of the baby, B-Male, G-Female.

Remarks: A Chinese Scientist discovered and drew this chart which was buried in a Royal tomb about 700 years ago.


... I just got this from my email way way back ...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Pac-man on Google's Doodle

Google never seized to amaze me. In celebration of Pac-man's 30th anniversary, anyone can play the classic pacman game on Goggle's doodle (logos for special holiday and events - Google style!)! Isn't it cool?!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Jejemon ka ba ?

Jejemon by Urban Dictionary: Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

On AIM or YM:
miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!
You: Huh?
miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!
You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!
miszMaldiTahh111: T_T


JEJEje~ :d nKikIuS0 lNG P0wH. OH tRy NY0 I2NG TranslA2r PRA mloKa dIn KYu p0Wh.~ jEJeJE~

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Be True to Yourself



Never compromise your values and beliefs,
even it if means risking ridicule and rejection.

Be true to yourself. Live your own life.
And don’t allow others to decide what is best for you.

If you do, you will be unhappy, because, you’re untrue to yourself.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Election 2010: Success!

Though my presidential bet did not win this race, I'm still happy with the result of the election. In general, I would say it was a success. The survey was almost accurate. Kudos to the Comelec! Kudos to all the teachers and volunteers who have been part of the success. I also admire Villar and other Presidentiables who have already conceded. Its shows their respect with the current election system and the decision of the majority.

As what i've said on my previous post, even though i don't really trust that Aquino can handle this country, I will still support him. Change does not only depend on one person. Each and every one of us, Filipinos, can contribute even in small ways. Let us be re-united one more time and make it happen.

May God's guide us all :-)

Monday, May 10, 2010

Nakaboto din sa wakas!

Pumila kami sa aming polling precinct bandang 8:30AM. Ang haba na ng pila. Ako, dahil alam ko naman ang precint no. ko at nakita ko agad ang pangalan ko sa listahan ng mga botante. Pumunta na agad ako sa designated clustered precint. Medyo nagkaron ng giriian ang ibang botante at ibang guro dahil sa ndi organisadong pila at walang nag oorganize. But in the end, naayos naman.

Bukod sa mainit, medyo mabagal ang turn around ng pila. kung ndi ka lang matyaga, mas gugustuhin mong umuwi na lang at wag nang bumoto. Pero sayang ang pagkakataon mo para mag luklok ng magiging susunod na lider ng ating bansa.

Pag pumunta ka sa presinto ay dapat handa ka ng tubig, pamaypay, id at listahan ng mga iboboto mo. para mabilis lang.

Pagtapos ng dalawang oras na pagpila ay maayos namang binasa ng PCOS machine ang aking balota. Yes! What an experience. sayang bawal daw mag picture. hehehe. Pero ayos na din.

I'm proud to be part of the history! :)

Sunday, May 9, 2010

A Mother's Wish

I wish I could hear your voice again.
I wish you could say 'Mommy' once again.
I wish I could hear you say 'Mommy, I'm here. Don't cry'.
I wish I could hear you say 'I love you, Mommy!'.
I wish I could be as strong as you are.


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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Why I am voting for Manny Villar

"The next president will inherit a country that is facing a staggering amount of problems. Upon inauguration, he will have to hit the ground running and won’t have time to “learn the ropes.”

Noynoy is leading in the surveys, due to sympathy for his late mother, President Cory Aquino, and his supporters’ belief that he is the Philippines’ salvation. However, it is difficult to see how Noynoy can solve the country’s problems when he hasn’t accomplished anything. In his 12 years as a legislator, he has not passed a single law nor has he contributed to development in his congressional district. Furthermore, Aquino has never managed any company or enterprise—not even a family, the most basic social unit.

Villar, in contrast, has lived a life defined by challenges, overcoming and breaking through invisible barriers and ceilings, and accomplishment. Through hard work, he rose from humble beginnings in impoverished Tondo to become the biggest low-cost property developer in Southeast Asia. He parlayed his achievements in business to a successful political career as a legislator from Las Piñas, and later Speaker of the House and Senate President.


- By Buddy Cunanan

Why I am voting for Manny Villar

I agree. :)

I don't know Villar personally but I've seen him even before he run for presidency. His works. We even saw him eating in food court in one of his mall and has been one of us.

To be a President, one should be ready. Not because someone wants him to run. Because at the end of the day, he will be the one in-charge with the whole country and will be the one to decide on a national issue!

But whoever wins, I will support him. :) I know he was there on purpose.

Let us all pray for a peaceful election.

Vote wisely.

Monday, May 3, 2010