Dear Boss,
Greetings! I couldn't help to notice that you did not make an effort to investigate using the front end. Simply forwarding the new-request to me is not necessarily a best use of your skills.
Nuff said.
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Showing posts with label Office. Show all posts
Monday, July 6, 2009
Dear Boss...
This a nice Monday morning laugh! hahaha!
Dear Boss,
Greetings! I couldn't help to notice that you did not make an effort to investigate using the front end. Simply forwarding the new-request to me is not necessarily a best use of your skills.
Nuff said.
Dear Boss,
Greetings! I couldn't help to notice that you did not make an effort to investigate using the front end. Simply forwarding the new-request to me is not necessarily a best use of your skills.
Nuff said.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Fun with Goggle Translator
Dahil parehas kaming inaantok ni Marjorie. Inintroduce ko sa kanya si google translate. [Naghahanap kasi sya ng translator para sa mga report nya]
At dahil Tagalog to English ang gusto nya, eto ang aming pag susubok:
Si Marjorie ay maganda.
[Was expecting something like 'Marjorie is pretty, gorgeous, beautiful!]
Translation: Si Marjorie is great.
mmmm.... Cge na nga! pede na!
Eto pa:
Si Marjorie ay pangit.
Translation: Si Marjorie is distorted.
hahahaha!!!!! san ka pa??!!!
=))
At dahil Tagalog to English ang gusto nya, eto ang aming pag susubok:
Si Marjorie ay maganda.
[Was expecting something like 'Marjorie is pretty, gorgeous, beautiful!]
Translation: Si Marjorie is great.
mmmm.... Cge na nga! pede na!
Eto pa:
Si Marjorie ay pangit.
Translation: Si Marjorie is distorted.
hahahaha!!!!! san ka pa??!!!
=))
Sunday, May 10, 2009
iWeblympics 2009
The first ever sportfest of Offshoring Inc. happens last May 9, 2009. First team to arrive with most member wins a special price. Royal Blue Team [my team] was a 3rd placer.
I'm glad they organized an event like this. Most of the employees never had a chance to meet the others employees for reasons like shifting and project assignments. I also felt 'alone' for the first few months of my employment. No one to chit chat with. Just work work work! [I'm glad i'm not alone.] One of my team mate said that he grab this chance to know more people associated with the company and gain friends as well.
The event was a succesful one. We had fun. The food was so Filipino [Taho, Fishballs, Squidballs, cotton candy, Singkamas and bagoong, Buko Juice, Ice cream, and my fave, banana Q]. The fiesta games too [Sack Race, Sisid Game, Pito Game, Calamansi relay, Pinoy football and chinese garter. By the way, My team won the Chinese garter! hehehe!] And most of all, this event developed a camaraderie between employees.
ciao! :D
I'm glad they organized an event like this. Most of the employees never had a chance to meet the others employees for reasons like shifting and project assignments. I also felt 'alone' for the first few months of my employment. No one to chit chat with. Just work work work! [I'm glad i'm not alone.] One of my team mate said that he grab this chance to know more people associated with the company and gain friends as well.
The event was a succesful one. We had fun. The food was so Filipino [Taho, Fishballs, Squidballs, cotton candy, Singkamas and bagoong, Buko Juice, Ice cream, and my fave, banana Q]. The fiesta games too [Sack Race, Sisid Game, Pito Game, Calamansi relay, Pinoy football and chinese garter. By the way, My team won the Chinese garter! hehehe!] And most of all, this event developed a camaraderie between employees.
ciao! :D
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
15 mins travel time
This is one of the things i love here. though my schedule is much earlier than the usual, i can be here at the office in 15 mins. hehehe. i have a choice in terms of transpo, i can commute, as in ride a jeepney, bus and walk, for almost an hour or ride a cab with 15 mins travel time. :D
Feel good about it. hehehe. Thank you, Lord!
Feel good about it. hehehe. Thank you, Lord!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Management Course
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Monday, August 11, 2008
Basura vs Kalat
What's the difference between basura and kalat?
Basura, as defined by the Urban Dictionary, is a Spanish word for garbage. It is something that's of no use anymore and can be disposed.
Kalat, in my own definition, is a term used for things that are not in their proper order. They can be disposed. But they can still be re-arranged and be kept.
I'm asking this because there is a note in our office (girl's washroom) that's really bothers me (a lot! hahaha!).
"Pakitapon lang po sa tamang tapunan ang iyong mga kalat!"
Para kasing may mali, di ba?
hehehe... wala lang... just blogging...
Basura, as defined by the Urban Dictionary, is a Spanish word for garbage. It is something that's of no use anymore and can be disposed.
Kalat, in my own definition, is a term used for things that are not in their proper order. They can be disposed. But they can still be re-arranged and be kept.
I'm asking this because there is a note in our office (girl's washroom) that's really bothers me (a lot! hahaha!).
"Pakitapon lang po sa tamang tapunan ang iyong mga kalat!"
Para kasing may mali, di ba?
hehehe... wala lang... just blogging...
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Perfect Attendance
Wow! I got a perfect attendance on my first month ( July 2008 ). No absent. No late. No over break. Wooohooo!!! Like my first day at school! hahaha!
Well... well... well... They are just giving away some perks every month for employees who can maintain this status. A Php500 cash incentive and a Php700 worth of meal passes. Mmmmm... not bad eh?
Wish I could sustain this for the rest of my stay here. Wish me luck! :-D
Well... well... well... They are just giving away some perks every month for employees who can maintain this status. A Php500 cash incentive and a Php700 worth of meal passes. Mmmmm... not bad eh?
Wish I could sustain this for the rest of my stay here. Wish me luck! :-D
Friday, August 1, 2008
Happy 1st Monthsary
It's Friday! And it's my first Monthsary here at iWebmasters.com
Weee!!! So far so good. I am happy with what i'm doing. Web... Web... Web... This is what i really love doing. Weeee!!!
Thank you Lord! :D You really know me better! :D
Weee!!! So far so good. I am happy with what i'm doing. Web... Web... Web... This is what i really love doing. Weeee!!!
Thank you Lord! :D You really know me better! :D
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