A foreigner had a traffic violation: MMDA: (with pen and ticket) Name?!!
FOREIGNER: Wilhelm Von Corgrinzksky Pavacovitz.
MMDA: Hmmmmnnnn... Next time be careful ha? Sige, you go na.
Anak: tay ayaw po uminom ng kalabaw. Itay: eh bakit saan mo ba pinainom?
Anak: sa baso po!.
Itay: dapat nilagyan mo pa ng straw para SULIT ang katangahan mong Hayop ka!
An old lady offers peanuts to a bus driver, so the driver munches the peanut happily. Every after 5 minutes the old lady gives a handful of peanut to the bus driver. DRIVER: Why don't you eat them yourself?
OLD LADY: I can't chew them. Look I don't have teeth.
DRIVER: Then why did you buy them?
OLD LADY: Ohh!!! I just love the chocolate around them.
May seksing girl, naglalakad sa Ayala, nakalabas isang s*so. Napansin ng isang lalake. "Miss, yung dede mo, nakalabas." Sexy:"Ay P*tang Ina, Yung baby ko, naiwan sa taxi!"Hahaha!!!
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